Minus the biting, that’s the jist of reverse werewolves. I think the humans have to do something wierdly human to the wolf (like shoot it, dress it in a cute halloween costume, or sing Duran Duran at it) in order to turn in. Maybe it just has to eat a really bad flan.

Weresharks, on the other hand, trick you into getting into the ocean on a full moon. They’re far more sinister than the wereanemone but not as sinister as anything that wears an enemy — I guess unless you really despise cotton.

Seriously. I could write volumes of truly terrible books.